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Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Democrat Kyrsten Sinema Wins Arizona Senate Race, Flipping Second GOP Seat

quote [ Sinema is the first woman Arizona has elected to the Senate ever, and the first Democrat the state elected to the chamber in 30 years. She'll make history as the first openly bisexual senator. ]

Another one bites the dust.

YOUR. VOTE. COUNTS.
[SFW] [politics] [+6 Good]
[by Abdul Alhazred@1:51amGMT] [5 comments]

Monday, 5 November 2018

Amazing Images of Classic Japanese Fart Battles

quote [ A beautiful scroll from 19th century Japan depicts an epic battle of flatulence. ]

Ah yes, the (f)Art of War. It will blow you away.
[SFW] [art] [+3 laz0r]
[by Abdul Alhazred@1:06amGMT] [1 comment]

Sunday, 29 July 2018

Pregnant goat gang-raped by 8 men

quote [ The goat suffered major injuries and died ]

At first I thought this was from a parody site- but no...

Looks like Florida Man has some stiff competition.
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+2 WTF]
[by Abdul Alhazred@12:48pmGMT] [7 comments]

Saturday, 21 July 2018

Florida Man Arrested For Tranquilizing And Raping Alligators In Everglades

quote [ FLORIDA – A Florida man has been arrested after authorities report he was tranquilizing alligators in the everglades and then raping them. 57 year old Shawn Kilums was found by Florida authorities in the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a tranquilized alligator Sunday afternoon. Authorities say they tazed Shawn as he was not … ]

Florida Man rides again! "Now where's that whore with the bad tooth?"
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+2 WTF]
[by Abdul Alhazred@10:35amGMT] [7 comments]

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

How The Story Of Beer Is The Story Of America

quote [ The Smithsonian's first brewing historian explores everything from immigration to urbanization through the lens of beer. And with the boom in microbrewing, she says beer's story has come full circle. ]

Something lighthearted for the Fourth.

And because it never gets old: https://youtu.be/g2mU6IsLSe8
[SFW] [food & drink] [+1 Classy Pr0n]
[by Abdul Alhazred@10:56amGMT] [1 comment]

Tuesday, 27 June 2017

This Hipster Marriage Announcement From The New York Times Is The Most Insufferable Yet

quote [ And so we meet again. I know I've said this before, but this time I mean it – this is easily, without question, the worst New York Times marriage announcement to date. The amount of submissions I got expressing reader disdain for this couple was so overwhelming that I had to bring this series out of retirement. ]

I thought it was the Onion. Nope.

Category is because this should be a punishable crime.

[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+4 Funny]
[by Abdul Alhazred@5:30pmGMT] [19 comments]

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

He ate a deer using its own teeth.

quote [ Francis Wharton was far from civilization when he found himself needing a pair of dentures. ]

Red Green would be proud.
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+4 Original]
[by Abdul Alhazred@5:57amGMT] [4 comments]

Why Did Greenland’s Vikings Vanish?

quote [ Newly discovered evidence is upending our understanding of how early settlers made a life on the island -- and why they suddenly disappeared ]

I always thought that the stupid-Vikings-starved-on-a-frozen-rock narrative sounded a bit patronizing. Interesting analysis of how climate change and globalization are not new problems.
[SFW] [history] [+6 Interesting]
[by Abdul Alhazred@3:46amGMT] [3 comments]

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