don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
taser him again, boys - Moke
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
