don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
fap 'til you puke - kang
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
