all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere
Sunday, 13 October 2019

Find Out Who?s Inside You

quote [ Our scientists have devised a test that will determine your South Park genealogy with perfect accuracy. ]

I'm down here in South Park
[SFW] [humor] [+2]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [4 comments]

Tuesday, 8 October 2019

Adult Wednesday Addams (Full Series)

quote [ Adult Wednesday Addams' 'Wednesday Addams is played by Melissa Hunter. Originally posted on Youtube but removed due to legal issues. ]

This is much better written than I thought it would be.
[SFW] [humor] [+5 Good]
[by ooo[......7@1:25amGMT] [6 comments]

Tuesday, 17 September 2019

Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility

quote [ Fire at Yarram Herd Services in Victoria, Australia described as a "major blow" for farmers. ]

This really blows. It's bullshit. It really sucks. Etc.
[SFW] [humor] [+3 Funny]
[by conception@9:48pmGMT] [8 comments]

Monday, 16 September 2019

The Far Side (it's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack)

quote [ Welcome to The Far Side by Gary Larson ]

The 90s are back already? Thumbs are for losers Steele.
[SFW] [humor] [+5 Underrated]
[by lilmookieesquire@5:18amGMT] [11 comments]

Sunday, 15 September 2019

Auckland adman hires professional clown for redundancy meeting

quote [ A Kiwi adman has chosen an unusual support person to accompany him to a redundancy meeting.

In lieu of the usual suspects of a friend, colleague or family member, the member of the creative team at FCB hired a professional clown to attend the meeting with him. ]

Ont the upside, the firm was so impressed, the clown starts next week.
[SFW] [humor] [+1 WTF]
[by biblebeltdrunk@1:41amGMT] [3 comments]

Tuesday, 13 August 2019

Full House of Mustaches - Nick Offerman [deepfake]

Mike Tyson in Family Matters Intro [Deepfake]

Bill Hader channels Tom Cruise [DeepFake]
[SFW] [humor] [+5 Funny]
[by steele@12:32amGMT] [5 comments]

Tuesday, 25 June 2019

Kansas man who robbed bank to escape wife gets home-confinement sentence

quote [ He told investigators he wrote the note in front of his wife, telling her he would ?rather be in jail than at home.?...

...was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty ]

Just thought this would help fight this week being a bit slow. Btw steele, I don't know if it was fox or deleting the post to retry but the database gremlins dont like this link any more.
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Funny]
[by biblebeltdrunk@7:44pmGMT] [8 comments]

Wednesday, 15 May 2019

This is NOT a Review of Hell's Shadows by Dean Klein - UPDATED - Sci-Fi & Scary

quote [ Hell's Shadows is a 426-page horror novel by Dean Klein, but this is absolutely not a review of his book. ]

Just a light and fun send up of an asshole. Good times.
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Funny]
[by conception@4:17amGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 13 May 2019

SKYN® Baby Blocker

quote [ Block baby pics on your Facebook.

Are parents sharing every giggle, playtime and din-dins on your Facebook? Is it driving you crazy? Download the Baby Blocker. Your social media contraceptive. It blocks baby pics on your newsfeed and replaces them with better images.

Track how many babies you?ve blocked in real-time. Share with your friends. And turn it on and off at your leisure. ]

Link to download in extended...

[SFW] [humor] [+6 Funny]
[by XregnaR@8:50pmGMT] [7 comments]

Monday, 22 April 2019

True Detective Pikachu

quote [ Pokémon belongs to The Pokémon Company. True Detective belongs to HBO. ]

Death row, 'til they put you in the Pikachu to fry
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:01amGMT] [0 comments]

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