random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

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