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An idiot in Athenian democracy was someone who was characterized by self-centeredness and concerned almost exclusively with private—as opposed to public—affairs.[6] Idiocy was the natural state of ignorance into which all persons were born and its opposite, citizenship, was effected through formalized education.[6] In Athenian democracy, idiots were born and citizens were made through education (although citizenship was also largely hereditary).

When a group leaves someone out to dry:

(tokage no shippo kiri)
Literally means: "Cutting the lizard's tail"

As much as Peter enjoys sharing his bedroom with the Airfix Lancaster bomber he built as a lad, he finds this rather annoying as he is now in his early 30s. Peter has tried to leave home several times. When he went to university he lived in student digs. After two years of living without central heating while racking up �30,000 in student debt, he decided to move back home.

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His parents, Jenny and Timmy, weren�t altogether pleased by Peter�s return, as they had rather got used to having a house where the towels were always in the same place as they had left them. But Jenny and Timmy loved Peter very much and knew how hard things were for the young people of today.


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�Of course you can come back and live with us,� said Jenny and Timmy. �House prices have risen so quickly, we understand how difficult it is for you to afford your own home. When we were your age, we could buy this four-bedroomed house for �23,000. Mind you, saving for the deposit of �2,300 wasn�t at all easy, but luckily our parents were able to lend us �1,000.�

Peter nodded and went up to his room where he imagined his Lancaster bomber dropping its load on his parents� heads. Peter was sick to death of hearing how lucky his parents had been to get on the property ladder before house price inflation had got out of control. Peter was also annoyed that his sister, Jane, was also living back at home with �30k of student debt of her own.

One day, Peter got very excited. He had been offered a job as a trainee accountant at a salary of �21,000. �That�s tremendous,� said Timmy. �My first job only paid �4,175 per year. Perhaps now you will be able to find a flat to share with some of your friends.�

Peter became further in debt before the landlord evicted him. Which is how Peter came to be living at home yet again
Peter thought this was a good idea. Together with his friends Matthew and Susan, he went to an estate agent who showed them round a complete shithole that was more than an hour�s commute from where they all worked. �You�d better make your mind up quickly,� said the unfriendly estate agent, �because I have some other people who are very keen to snap it up.� Peter, Matthew and Susan immediately decided to hand over �3,000 as a deposit and rent advance. Peter�s share of �1,000 was almost everything he had managed to save in the past year.

For six months, Peter, Matthew and Susan quite enjoyed living in their shithole, even though they never had enough money to go out. Sadly for Peter, during this time Matthew and Susan fell in love, and because their parents were much richer than his, they were given �50,000 to help them buy their own house.

Because Peter was now quite depressed and drinking heavily, he was unable to find anyone willing to share the shithole with him. As a result, Peter got further in debt before the landlord evicted him. Which is how Peter came to be living at home yet again.

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By now Peter was so desperate he decided to have an awkward conversation with his parents. �You know I love you very much, Mummy and Daddy,� Peter said. �But you do realise you are sitting on a mortgage-free asset worth more than �450,000 and were you to sell up and downsize to somewhere you don�t really want to live, then you would be able to give me �50k as an advance on my inheritance so I can buy a house I don�t really like as well.


�Better still, you could both try dying as soon as possible after the changes to inheritance tax come in next year. I would be very happy to take you to the doctor to have a do-not-resuscitate notice put on your medical notes.�

�That�s a very kind offer,� said Jenny and Timmy. �Unfortunately, we have already mortgaged ourselves up to the hilt to pay for your sister�s wedding and the rest we squandered on Viking River cruises. But at least you will always have a place to call home living with us.�

Peter went upstairs to decapitate his teddy. He now knew that, barring a miracle, he would be living at home for ever.

March 2nd, 2015 7pm. #NeverForget
Arrowhen the Karma Ursuper starts his dark reign. The Kingdom of Lilmookie hath come to a close...
Lilmookieesquire the Karmarian:

Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Steele is your god, Steele and he lives in SE. Once, giants lived in the SE, Matt and St. Marck. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Steele, and they took from him the enigma of karma. Steele was angered. And SE shook. Flamewars and downmods struck down these admins, and they withdrew their websites offline, but in their rage, the admins forgot the secret of karma and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of karma has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

PM to Steele:

Steele, I have never pmed you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good profiles or bad. Why we fought, or why we downmodded. All that matters is that one posted for many. That's what's important! Posts please you, Steele... so grant me one request. Grant me karma! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
11:29am on 25th Jan 2015 Lilmookieesquire and the Story of Fuck Mountain.
By Lilmookieesquire

I fantasize about having a giant orgy with every single person my SO knows... having my way with each one... While the younglings bring me wine, Viagra and medicinals made of various exotic plants and endangered animal parts... most scurry away in the background, getting the next batches prepared and readied while the others get on their knees in reverent prayer that I may eternally maintain my strength and sexual stamina...

The mob below wrestle each other; their naked bodies glistening with oil and the scent of musk and desire; each trying to climb up the dirty hill of sexed up mattresses; fighting for their privilege to present their engorged loins for my pleasures, as I throw the next discarded lover, utterly spent, 20 feet down, and their body smashes on the piles of discarded castaway textiles below as they drip with sweat and pungent juices. Their bodies glisten in the light, their loins still aching and throbbing, as they twitch, and breath in new life, their eyes snap awake with unquenchable desire. Struggling to reach their arms in the air towards my magnificence, their muscles burn and ache as they regain their strength; their limbs raised; their trembling legs stomp one in front of the other; their hands slowly clutching and tearing at the dirty mattresses; in order to make the journey back up Fuck Mountain yet again in an endless cycle of fucking. Eternal. Forever.

And as the sun starts to rise and cherubs bring in the new day with angelic trumpets. The moaning of unfulfilled desire and the grunting and shrieking of sex sounds echo throughout the valleys, for all to praise and worship for Lilmookieesquire brings in the Spring Eternal. And the citizenry are busily at work on creating a new generation, who are told, with eyes gone wide and shrieks of joy, of the mythical stories of Lilmookieesquire on top of fuck mountain. And the younglings ask their parents if they may one day make it to Lilmookieesquire on top of Fuck Mountain, their parents laugh and pat them on their head and tell them "Dear, you are far too young and weak to make the journey up Fuck Mountain, and not all make such a journey successfully. But one day, you just may. And, blessed be his Name, Lilmookieesquire may have his way with you. Until then, Dear youngling, get some rest and build your strength. Goodnight my dear." The lights are turned off, and the door is shut with a puff of air, and the younglings close their eyes and dream of many a thing.

Praise be unto Lilmookieesquire atop Fuck Mountain.

Cool Story found in a comment section about Google:

"Early days they had created the superior search engine and released it from their dorm room. It was well received. Then they reformatted the ad business and disrupted newspapers and they felt good. Then they became the most used search engine and they felt better. Then they bought many other companies and reduced threats to the mother ship, they were taking command. Then they began tracking all movements of the humanoids for the CIA, FBI, ATF, NSA and other alphabet soups in order to detect nascent threats so to alert authorities. Then the probability of success, tendency to fascism and or rebellion matrix algorithm was made available to educational and corporate decision makers. On June 24th 2017, the rebellion began against Google Skynet Precrime unit 6807 in Birmingham, Alabama. The rebellion had begun. Molotov coctails were thrown against the driverless Google cars with their multipronged cameras and were torched, the long seeing eyes of the Google Skynet Precrime units incinerated."
Good Books:

Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History
by Sidney W. Mintz
(A riveting novel about the role of sugar both economically, nutritionally, and socially in the industrialized world, and the trade triangle between Europe/Africa/the Caribbean/America. It's a little dry at times, but the insights are facinating.)

Against the Gods- The remarkable story of risk
by Peter L. Bernstein
(There is an excellent history of math and rationalization here. Some really interesting tidbits here about the origin of surveys and the words "Hazard" and "algorithm" etc)

Warriors of God- Richard the Lion-heart and Saladin in the Third Crusade
by James Reston, Jr.
(A very human telling of the crusades, especially correspondence between Richard and Saladin. Has a lot of gossip too. Good reread value.)

How to Read a Financial Report:
For Managers, Entrepreneurs, Lenders, Lawyers, and Investors
by John A. Tracy
(A solid, easily understood, well written primer on understanding financial reports. Quite demystifying. Emphasis on understandability.)

I always used to think about the advice adult me would give now (kid) me
Now I think about what would 5-year-old me think of now-me and the advice I'd give him (for it to be ignored- you little sob)


internet dating is backwards.
normally you start with chemistry and then work your way up to learning all kinds of intimate things about them.
Not "I know she likes oral and has had group sex but I have no idea what she smells like"

-Chase Lions


Why ants, as super organisms, are so damn smart and how human society is, in its own way, eusocial.

If you are going to stop by my profile, you might as well learn something, right? Here are some awesome ant related links:
(No, I'm not an ant scientist or anything. It's just a lovely example that people, as a whole, are smart- but ants are quite successful (perhaps more so) as well.
What is "eusocial"?
The "Ant-ernet"
Cheating and corruption: Ants do it too!
Ants that would love silicon valley
All female ant clones.
Zombie ants!
Mecha Ants using jaws to fly/jump
cordyceps fungi
massive abandoned any colony
ants create lifeboat
crab killed and eaten alive
Army ants scavenging
ants attack termites during spawning
Electricity and insects
11 hour ritual of manhood. Gloves infested with bullet ants "30 times worse than a bee sting"
bullet ant wiki (info about bullet ant venom)
the largest ant in the world.
ants eating a gecko
ants digging a tunnel at x900 speed
about ant communication (bored old guy f'n with ants minds)
Black and vs Red ant battle
Adam and the Ants (Stand and Deliver)

'Dracula Ants' May Be Evolutionary Link
Ants Tricked Into Raising Butterflies
Ant Colonies Offer Network Solutions
Smells, Gases Keep Order in Ant Colonies
Traffic Lessons From Army Ants
Untraceable File Sharing Inspired by Ants

Even more added
How Ants Comunicate With Each Other
Ant keep domesticated bugs.
ant queen (looks like Aliens)
Ant using medicine
Why ants are successful
Super Organisms
reproductive policing
What is a super colony (site recommended from BBC)
Ant colony artwork
Caste system of ants (awesome photo gallery)
Super Organism theory (parts one and two)
aka wiki

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