I just got rickrolled by The Guardian
Thursday, 8 August 2019

You Are Jeff Bezos

quote [ When you wake up this morning from unsettling dreams, you find yourself changed in your bed into a monstrous vermin.

You are Jeff Bezos.

Current Worth:$156,000,000,000 ]

Kafka meets Brewster's Millions by way of Zork.
[SFW] [games] [+10]
[by Ankylosaur@11:07pmGMT] [1 comment]

Tuesday, 6 August 2019

Take-Two Crushes Earnings Expectations. CEO Criticizes Trump On Mass Shooting Comments

quote [ Blaming entertainment is irresponsible. Moreover, it is highly disrespectful to the victims and their families. The fact is entertainment is consumed world-wide...but gun violence is uniquely American. ]

Lets just not bring up online gambling and micro transactions, yeah?
[SFW] [games] [+1 Informative]
[by ooo[......7@2:06amGMT] [5 comments]

Saturday, 29 June 2019

How id built Wolfenstein 3D using Commander Keen tech

quote [ After the graphic assets were generated, a tool (IGRAB) packed all ILBMs together in an archive and generated a C header file with asset IDs. The engine references an asset directly by using these IDs. ]

Somehow the article doesn't explain the Commander Keen reference (which was, to my knowledge, using the same level editor, only top-down)
[SFW] [games] [+5 Interesting]
[by Paracetamol@5:17pmGMT] [0 comments]

Saturday, 22 June 2019

Here's a Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps

quote [ The creator of Bubsy, Michael Berlyn, was shocked to hear about rumors his creation might be joining Mario, Sonic, and others in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. ]

It's smashing time! Falcon paaaanch!
[SFW] [games] [+2]
[by lilmookieesquire@6:31amGMT] [14 comments]

Thursday, 20 June 2019

Move over loot boxes, surprise mechanics are the ethical and fun new way to monetize gambling addicts

quote [ Representatives from EA and Epic Games spoke in front of a UK parliamentary panel. They were there to defend the game industry against charges of addictive game mechanics and encouragement of gambling via loot boxes. One of those representatives took issue with the basic premise that randomized item purchases should be labeled as "loot boxes" in the first place.

"That is what we look at as 'surprise mechanics,'" EA Legal and Government Affairs VP Kerry Hopkins told the panel. These surprise mechanics are "quite ethical and fun [and] enjoyable to people... We think it is like many other products that people enjoy in a very healthy way. They like the element of surprise." ]

A rose by any other name would still cost you 200 EA Fun Bucks™

[SFW] [games] [+6 Funny]
[by Ankylosaur@9:02pmGMT] [21 comments]

Wednesday, 19 June 2019

Mario Royale

quote [ Mario and all related assets are property of Nintendo. Mario Royale is a completely free fan created parody game. The Noxio game engine and codebase is property of InfernoPlus. Reverse engineering or reuse of this game engine is prohibited without explicit permission. Please don't sue me. PLEASE. ]

Play up to 74 other players in a race to finish an SMB1 level first. Try it out before Nintendo takes it down.

[SFW] [games] [+4 Hot Pr0n]
[by JWWargo@7:04amGMT] [0 comments]

Tuesday, 18 June 2019

Meet the devs who made games you can play in your address bar

quote [ Some developers self-impose extreme limitations on themselves by making games that you can only play in your browser's address bar. We asked the how and the why ]

So if no longer bees, be it bars.
[SFW] [games] [+4 Original]
[by Paracetamol@7:17amGMT] [0 comments]

Wednesday, 12 June 2019

Enviro-Bear 2000 by Captain Games

quote [ Bear drives car! ]

Sorry, that pun sat there begging to be triggered.
[SFW] [games] [+4]
[by Paracetamol@9:03pmGMT] [5 comments]

Tuesday, 11 June 2019

Couple wins millions using lottery loophole

quote [ It was completely legal and it won them millions. Jon Wertheim reports on how Jerry Selbee and his wife Marge used "basic arithmetic" to crack the code on certain lottery games ]

It was completely legal
[SFW] [games] [+6 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@2:24amGMT] [2 comments]

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