because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas