because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
