because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango