random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas



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