because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
