because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
it's almost like having friends - cb361
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire