time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
fap 'til you puke - kang
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy