Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt