random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

blood is the best lube - swiggy

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

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