disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
useless without pictures - cb361
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
