random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

never read comments - theolypse

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

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