shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae