Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	lilmookieesquire
5	Ankylosaur