shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
