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Monday, 25 August 2014
quote [ An Egyptian preacher made headlines on social media after he issued a controversial fatwa (religious proclamation) giving a man the right to peep on his future wife while she is showering before he marries her.
Usama al-Qawsi, a salafist preacher, confidently stated in a video that it is acceptable for a man to ?hide? while watching his wife-to-be shower as long as his intentions are ?pure.? ] "Bring back the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean"? Note: safe for work post... so far.
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cdwilli1 said @ 4:16am GMT on 26th Aug
[Score:5 Funny]
Did he mean fapwa?
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lalanda said @ 7:16am GMT on 26th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
See, this is the kind of insightful commentary we come here for.
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Resurrected Morris said @ 5:08pm GMT on 25th Aug
YEah that's sort of, ho hum.
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ethanos said @ 6:02pm GMT on 25th Aug
That is assuming, of course, that your bride-to-be actually showers.
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AssBastard said @ 6:08pm GMT on 25th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
Look, there's a fucking drought going on in a lot of the world. It's totally acceptable to not shower for a few weeks if you're in one of the heavy hit zones. In this case, please just have your bride-to-be stand naked and mime a shower for you to peep in on her. It'll keep the relationship fresh and hot without exacerbating the drought.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 10:31pm GMT on 25th Aug
Back in my day we washed with sand... and we LIKED it.
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arrowhen said @ 5:36am GMT on 26th Aug
[Score:2]
Nah, that was water, it just felt like sand because you weren't using artisanal soap.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 6:32am GMT on 26th Aug
+1 soap!
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ComposerNate said @ 6:48pm GMT on 25th Aug
That pic looks like Sarah Silverman, aka the "Horsefaced Jew Monkey"
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Resurrected Morris said @ 6:51pm GMT on 25th Aug
Don't be saying that about my sweetheart. Sarah is simply satisfyingly sexy
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ComposerNate said @ 7:03pm GMT on 25th Aug
Among the alternative titles Silverman, an American comedian, proposed for her memoir were "I Said 'Vagina', Now Make Me Famous" and "Tales of a Horse-Faced Jew-Monkey".
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee I just finished this audiobook read by Silverman. |
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mechanical contrivance said @ 12:44am GMT on 26th Aug
That seems like the kind of book that I want to like, but probably don't.
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Spyike said @ 6:41am GMT on 26th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
Welcome to Sarah Silverman.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 10:32pm GMT on 25th Aug
Ya, but Jimmy "I don't deserve Sarah Silverman" Kimmile is quite the looker.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 10:24pm GMT on 25th Aug
With a touch of Thai maybe?
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ENZ said @ 9:38pm GMT on 25th Aug
I'm curious what that preacher considers a "pure" intention for spying on a woman bathing. In case she starts to masturbate, it's not only ok, but the man's holy duty to barge in and rape her?
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GordonGuano said @ 12:20am GMT on 26th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
Only if he strangles her afterwards.
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satanspenis666 said @ 5:16pm GMT on 26th Aug
Not illegal does not mean OK.
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