Friday, 27 June 2014

Politics are just so weird lately...

quote [ "The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma?s 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray," Murray wrote in a press release posted on his campaign website. "I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike." ]

I thought the whole "body double" thing was mostly for the "every shooting is a false flag" crowd, but it's apparently gone up a few rungs. Also, a Tea Party lawyer involved in the Mississippi nursing home photo scandal shot himself.
[SFW] [politics] [+7 WTF]
[by Dumbledorito@9:25pmGMT]


bltrocker said @ 10:26pm GMT on 27th Jun [Score:2]
I was just reading this crazy story. Politics are like soap operas.
Dumbledorito said @ 10:36pm GMT on 27th Jun
Even more so than you might think. I'm told all the really strange plot twists happen on Friday, so...
Taleweaver said @ 7:58am GMT on 28th Jun
But... but I thought the Tea Party where good Christians, and God hates suicide... /poe
arrowhen said @ 8:14am GMT on 28th Jun
HoZay said @ 8:42am GMT on 28th Jun
Ankylosaur said @ 4:58pm GMT on 28th Jun
My +1 Good was for the anti-robotic replicant story, not the suicide.

Suicide is not good. It is a tragic waste of a precious human life. It also allows robotic replicants to take the place of the victim and further their agenda. We should be shooting the robots in the head, not ourselves!
Dumbledorito said @ 7:22pm GMT on 28th Jun
Wouldn't they cleverly keep their CPUs and hard drive equivalents in their central mass where it would be better protected?
Ankylosaur said @ 10:17pm GMT on 28th Jun
You sound awfully familiar with robotic replicant anatomy...
Dumbledorito said @ 10:50pm GMT on 28th Jun
That's because... I... kill them, when I'm not... uh... eating the flesh of other organisms and excreting urea and fecal matter. And becoming reproductively aroused by those of other genders... or the same gender, I believe. The fleshbags seem to not care who they interfa-- I mean, ah, sex is... cool. Yes, that'll do...
Naruki said @ 9:38pm GMT on 27th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
I miss the days when people used to say both parties were just as bad. Just kidding, people still say that, and will probably do so even when the GOP votes to nuke the US just to be sure they get all the undesirables.
Ankylosaur said @ 9:48pm GMT on 27th Jun
From his site:
"I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what
The Representative’s Office is doing nor own a robot look alike."

Finally! a politician willing to take a stand against robotic replicants.
Taleweaver said @ 8:02am GMT on 28th Jun
Fridge Brilliance if you realize that he considered it important enough to mention it, lest people may think he would do that.

(For a thought experiment, what would you think if he had mentioned that he will never rape and murder children?)
Unbrauchbar said @ 7:56pm GMT on 28th Jun
+1 Illuminati: New World Order game!

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