Friday, 4 June 2021

TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT

quote [ 100% Human Candidate ]

Please support a real human for human president.
[SFW] [politics] [+1 Funny]
[by lilmookieesquire@9:49pmGMT]

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lilmookieesquire said @ 9:57pm GMT on 4th Jun
I really like the Mayor Pete one.
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:59pm GMT on 4th Jun
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