Monday, 14 September 2020

How to Escape From a Volcano Eruption

quote [ If you had been in Pompeii in 79 AD, you might have tried to hunker down or escape by sea. This would be a mistake. But there is a way to safety. ]

Now, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a gonna go
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+6 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@11:44amGMT]


cb361 said @ 12:03pm GMT on 14th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
cb361 said @ 12:11pm GMT on 14th Sep [Score:1 Interesting]
My girlfriend tripped on her long dress at Pompeii and messed up her leg badly. And I got sick there from the unrelenting sun. Pompeii is still a dangerous place.

She also wrote a long poem about the place. My favourite bit was

On the horizon, a lion is roaring
History has punctured right here
No other Century can be used as a spare tyre
captainstubing said @ 8:54am GMT on 16th Sep
...but check out this corpse of a man with his cock out while playing a lyre.
cb361 said @ 6:59pm GMT on 14th Sep [Score:1 Informative]
TLDR: Run like fuck.
cb361 said @ 11:55am GMT on 14th Sep
Don't be silly. They didn't have fridges to hide in, in 79 AD.

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