if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
