come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
I meant nipples - crwk8
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
