random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

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