4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337