fap 'til you puke - kang
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
