fap 'til you puke - kang
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
it's almost like having friends - cb361
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz