fap 'til you puke - kang
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk