I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
