I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
eat clit or die! - vahid
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet