I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
