you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki