you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie