you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
