fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
taser him again, boys - Moke
