my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
