my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
