random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

never read comments - theolypse

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

The Res-erection - brat#3

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

blood is the best lube - swiggy

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361



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