constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom