having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
