Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt