Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

The Res-erection - brat#3

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	Ankylosaur