having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
