having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
