having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
typed this one-handed - uncletim
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
it's almost like having friends - cb361
