having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
