random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

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