it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
