let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13