let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
this should be a tagline - Trigger
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
