your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
it's the fapture! - Robolt
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337