this isn't Reddit - theolypse
fap 'til you puke - kang
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
Digg for dicks - plexer
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
