I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
