I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars