random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

The Res-erection - brat#3

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep



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