I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
