random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire



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