I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
taser him again, boys - Moke
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
