I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48