you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth