nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
it's the fapture! - Robolt
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
