it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
fapping all over the world -
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
