it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
