random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate



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