it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
