it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
