rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
wood man approves highly - snowfox
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
