what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
