what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
eat clit or die! - vahid
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox