a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
