random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

wood man approves highly - snowfox

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

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