oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners