Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

never read comments - theolypse

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	satanspenis666