never read comments - theolypse
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
