comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
eat clit or die! - vahid
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
taser him again, boys - Moke
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
