cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
