random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

cause everyone has balls - maryyugo

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

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