cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ