cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
