fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
fapping all over the world -
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
