I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48