I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
