random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

useless without pictures - cb361

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

I am sticking with cock - papango

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

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