which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
