I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
it's the fapture! - Robolt
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore