random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

useless without pictures - cb361

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

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