I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
I am sticking with cock - papango
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
