random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

I am sticking with cock - papango

a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

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