Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

it's the fapture! - Robolt

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	lilmookieesquire
5	Ankylosaur