I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
