I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
