I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
seven levels of rad - graham
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
