horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
taser him again, boys - Moke
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
Digg for dicks - plexer
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
