random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

cause everyone has balls - maryyugo

taser him again, boys - Moke

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

Digg for dicks - plexer

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

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