a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
fap 'til you puke - kang
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
