a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
I am sticking with cock - papango
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
I meant nipples - crwk8